Big Macs merger
of mice and men.
Two twats chatting
the chicken and the hen.

Free condoms
for under 11’s.
Free breast implants
for under 9’s.
Free penile extensions
for under 7’s.
Free piercing
for under 5’s.
Free Viagra
for under 3’s.
Free circumcision
for under 1’s.

I don't want
to be alive.

I want to be
dead, instead.

Slow.
I might have
another cold.
This one...
from New Zealand.
I'll pay attention
to the snot
to see if
it explodes clock
wise. Or not.

Who polices the police?
20,000 protest.
They want more money.
What's all this about then,
an advert of hypocrisy?
Did they hit you
with a bat, Old Bill,
for leaving your beat?
Did they hit you
with a bat, Old Bill
your violent
plates of meat.
Did they hit you
with a bat, Old Bill
for standing
In the street?
Did you carry your
guns, Old Bill?
Was it a blast?
Are you going to get
pissed, Old Bill?

And then get glassed?