The godfather of binge-drinking
warns of global warming.
Amy’s diet is rubbish.
And a student is killed by a pair of shoes.
The canoeist’s wife aided her husband.
A lyrical terrorist is spared jail.
The Meredith suspect is given up by Germany
and Keira is kinky again. Beams of light
warn of calamity and a lethal skateboard is seized.
Hattan can be a cut above, but Christmas…
that’s going to be cramped.
1 comment:
Will you just be taking your sources from the free papers, Jones? I think there's value in poeterising the broadsheets, too. And I dare you to do the Daily Sport!
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