Nothing happened.
What?
WHAT?
I didn’t say anything.
Why?
Why…
are you looking at me?
Okay it rained.
It did, yes.
A lot?
Well...
define that.
Okay...
It rained so much
today. It covered
the rain fall for
the entire month.
Happy?
What?
I didn't do it.
I didn't do anything.
It's just...wet.
But...
Oh, the stock market
that...sort of crashed.
I didn't do it, though.
Stop looking at me.
I am innocent.
I am...free
an innocent
in all the above.

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