Reasons to be cheerful:
It’s a deadly flesh-eating
form of pneumonia!
Complete with tennis ball-size boils
on the skin: Ladies and Germs,
I give you the USA300 bug!
Even…fatal blood poisoning or…
a necrotising pneumonia
which devours the lungs.
Wait, it gets better…
It’s resistant to conventional antibiotics!
Yes! And…it’s very difficult to treat.
It can be spread by those involved in sports,
such as wrestling, with skin-to-skin contact.
So put those tights away boys.
The potential widespread dissemination
of the infection into the general population is…alarming.
Alarming? Why…set mine, yes set mine
for the end of the world.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Nobody home.