Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Chemically treated body parts
on sale to the public:
but, they'll cost an arm and a leg.
16 transparent horizontal slices
of a human (head, neck, torso, extremities).
Standard quality (fragile): €1,400, [£1050]”
says the price list. “Robust quality
(unbreakable): €2,800. [£2100]”
Pet owners are a particularly promising market.
“The little dog can then hang as a transparent slice
on the wall and look at his master for all eternity.”
Cost of a sliced lapdog: €460. A millimetre-thin slice
of a horse's head will be offered for €900-€1,800.

1 comment:

Rob said...

That's a cost effective way of delivering a Mafia-type threat. Somehow a thin slice of a horse's head left in the bed would be even more threatening than the whole thing!