Friday, May 30, 2008

Okay ladies/girls let’s just clear up one thing: right here, right now. Your Ugg Boots were fine for the winter. Great even. You managed to turn London into a female army of furry boot wearing robot manikins. One or two of you even looked good. But now…it’s almost June, ALMOST JUNE. Please, for the love of man, take them off. Take the fucking boots off, ladies. Purchase a pair of ‘flip-flops’, paint your toenails and start living in the present. I’m not asking for a lot. Please. Today?

3 comments:

Rob said...

Nice to see it's the important issues that pop your head back above the parapet, Jones. Welcome back!

Jones said...

Thank you, Rob.
Glad to be back.

teebee said...

Sometimes I see girls in Ugg boots AND tracksuit bottoms. No-one needs to be that comfortable.

Good to see you back online.